Heather Mills a gold digger? Surely not…

Heather Mills’ former PA has finally broken her silence. Ker-ching!

In an interview with News of the World, Michele Elyzabeth said: “That witch tricked me into spreading LIES about Paul. She’s a bitch!”

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“Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest bitch on the planet. She not only misled me, she misled the entire world.

“At one stage we were so close I viewed her as the daughter I never had. Today I think of her as the witch I wish I’d never met.”

Elyzabeth - what’s with the strange name spelling, by the way? - also said:

“Heather used me as her mouthpiece for four years, and I’m ashamed to say throughout that time I simply told lies. As her friend I BELIEVED she was telling the truth, but now I realise she conned me. I was foolish and saw her simply as the devoted humanitarian, charity campaigner and protective mother she wanted the world to see. Now I want the public to know who the REAL Heather Mills is.”

Read all of Michele Elyzabeth’s tirade against former boss Heather Mills here.